Saturday, February 08, 2014

Good Lord, Bruce Jenner Is Really Becoming A Woman

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From the all-American Olympic hero of 1976 to this. Apparently that's the price of being married to a Kardashian. Bruce Jenner, who exhibited signs of being completely emasculated by the slutty patriarch of the Kardashian family, Kris Jenner, during the few times I punished myself watching their trashy reality show, has apparently decided to go all the way and switch genders after separating from his wife. TMZ reports that his latest plastic surgery smoothed out his Adam's apple, something nobody advised Ann Coulter to do to pass as a woman. He even appears to be growing breasts. Bruce's two sons, Brody and Brandon, are supportive of the their father's identity crisis:
While the boys haven’t come out and asked their dad if he is transitioning to becoming a woman, it has definitely crossed their minds. However, as long as Bruce is happy, that is all they really care about. Brody has been spending a lot of time with his dad, and the two have never been closer. If Bruce did decide to become a woman, Brody and Brandon would absolutely support him. All they know is that their dad is in a really good place right now, and that is all that matters.” Jenner has denied that the laryngeal shave had anything to do with a sex change, insisting he simply did not like its appearance. Radar broke the story: Bruce’s sons with ex-wife, Linda Thompson, fully supported their father’s decision to the recent surgery, and blamed Kris for introducing plastic surgery to the family. “They do believe that Bruce became more conscience of his physical appearance and how he looked after Keeping Up With The Kardashians premiered,” the insider explained. “They blame their step-mother (Kris) for all of the plastic surgery he has had over the years. “Kris always encouraged Bruce to have his face nipped and tucked. He has had plastic surgery to remove excess fat above his eyelids. The Adam’s apple surgery is just following in that pattern.”

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I crack up at you gullible people. Let me break it down like this as news outlets twist stories to make more sensational headlines so you people will buy more magazines and click on websites. I seen the actual interview on video, the "boys" were talking about his "Identity" crisis in that bruce is trying to look "younger" these days, not at all he is becoming a woman. See the the super rich do things like adams apple surgery because as a man ages, he loses fat and muscle in his neck, arms and chest and the adams apple stands out a lot more on some men than others. It is a common surgery that is foreign to you and I but not in Beverly hills. bruce also has skin cancer and has been undergoing surgery on his nose to remove tissue. and for his chest, my dad looked the same way when he got old like bruce when his pecs started sagging which is common on men who were athletes and worked out all their life with developed chest "pectoral" muscles. when you get old, the muscle goes but the skin is stretched and looks bad now. anyone see that Arnold schwarzenegger pool pic last year? same thing, look like breasts. we all will be there one day and maybe even I will grow my hair out and start hanging with young people and doing stupid young things when I get his age, does not mean I am becoming a woman. believe what you want because you know, all news reporters are 100% honest and type the truth and do not care at all about selling headlines,

Gary R. Welsh said...

Nothing is beneath this family when it come to publicity stunts. The daughter Kim faked a marriage to a man she didn't love entirely as a way of boosting ratings for the show. When he called her out on it, they turned dirty on him and spread around to the gossip rags that the reason their marriage didn't last was because he was gay. She then goes out and gets knocked up by the most obnoxious, self-absorbed rap artist in the country, Kanye West, at the same time the gossip rags are putting on claims that he's in a gay relationship with either an NBA player or a fashion designer, depending on which day it is. The only reason the gender bending is an issue is because they are doing everything to put the issue front and center. It's only a matter of time before one of the Kartrashian kids comes out of the closet as being gay. It's just a publicity game to them. They put it out there and then feign outrage over the reporting on their private lives. They're laughing all the way to the bank.